Monday, May 01, 2006

At least something in the world makes sense

One of the last columns I did as sports editor was called "Vick II won't do the NFL any good."

Things are screwy in the world right now. Iran is threatening nuclear holocaust, illegal immigrants have held a huge boycott, the ice caps are probably melting... but you know, all the NFL teams apparently agreed with me, and did not draft Atlanta quarterback Michael Vick's shitbag younger brother, who was a quarterback for Virginia Tech until his shitbaggery got him canned.

On an unrelated note, I have a hard time taking Law & Order: Criminal Intent seriously, because Vince D'Onofrio still looks like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. So, it's hard to believe that this sharp detective character isn't mildly retarded.