Saturday, February 18, 2006

Rock's Retards appear in sex tape

Mentally-handicapped rockers Scott Stapp (formerly the frontman of the awesomely-bad band Creed) and Kid Rock (frontman of the awesomely-bad band Kid Rock) have apparently pulled a Paris Hilton and appeared in a sex video. Together.

Sadly, they are not having sex with each other. That would have been perfect.